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clubpenguln:

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

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seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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how to win someone over: by shakira

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rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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spork:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

are you fucking high

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totaleclipseofthedick:

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

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baracknobama:

u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication? 

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