HI! Ok so my name
Is ***** but you can call me Agent P :) i love lime green even though im a goth. I basically just want to blind y'all. Oh and i'm canadian too. Ok sorry for writing so much and sorry for apologizing and please accept my apology. i must now go beaver hunting on my pet moose but first, let me drink some maple syrup and clean me igloo. Ok bye
my dad had surgery today so he is kind of high off his pain meds and he keeps telling me “get me a ham sandwich” and i’m like “no dad we don’t eat ham.. we’re jews’ he goes “ham… ham sandwich please” “dad no no, no ham..”
now he’s just reading from the dessert menu and my mom is telling him “your doctor said no sugar or anything too heavy…” and he’s going “this is so unfair! this is so unfair to me!”
I’m a pretty honest person, but I’m not “Turn Read Receipts On” honest.
women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*
woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*
men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”